Monday, November 10, 2008

Talk Sex

Yup, I'm watching Dr. Ruth right now on Talk Sex. It is a bit unintentional because the only reason I am up is to finish a school paper (which I'm obviously making SO much progress on right now, lol) and I was watching the show before this one, but honestly I forgot how stupid people are about sex until tonight. Let's review the first four questions:

1.) If my boyfriend cums in my ear, can I catch an STD?

2.) Will my girlfriends vagina stretch out if she has sex with someone bigger than me?

3.) Can I get pregnant from pre-cum? (asked by a 20 year old who just lost her virginity to a "friend" during a one night stand in which her period occured a couple weeks before)

4.) My boyfriend has tiny red bumps all over his penis, but says it's only heat rash, should I still have sex with him?

Holy Moly....number one, these people shouldn't be engaging in activities that possibly mean procreation and two, ever heard of Dr. Google? Honestly, it works wonders.

So, any smartass answers out there, because I can certainly think of a few, lol.

4 comments:

jenn said...

wow. really? #4? Of course- that's not gross at all, even if it ~was~ heat rash!

Jen said...

Oh my goodness, I remember these sorts of things from high school and college now. I always thought that at least by college, people ought to be smarter than this.

Jen said...

Personally, I love #1. I don't know about an STD. An ear infection maybe, LOL!

Mrslady1975 said...

OMG! Too funny!

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PS: I can not wait to see pictures of your baby boy. I am so excited for you and Thomas.